Pingus

A word that vile band kids scream to express agony, loss or any form of arousal.

band kid 1: it's wednesday my dudes *t poses* damn my mom forgot to pack me my choccy milk
band kid 2: PINGUS

by PingusLings69420 July 9, 2020

PINGUSH!

A variation of PINGAS! Spoken with a bizarre twist to imply humor and/or insertion into the AINGUSH! Must be spoken as an exclamation regardless of placement within a sentence.

TOUCH... MY... PINGUSH!!!

Do not MOLESHT! my PINGUSH!

I want to put my PINGUSH! into her AINGUSH!

by Saint_Sinner August 7, 2011

Pointus Interruptus

When males urinate into a toilet and the opening at the end of the penis (Urethral Opening) becomes stuck together causing two streams of urine to go in different directions...one on the rim of the toilet or floor and one somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet bowl...

(Wife) John...Why is there pee all over the floor in the bathroom?... (John) My Pointus Interruptus flared up again ...I was going to clean it up!

by dup333 September 14, 2016

Pingus

A non Swear word of the Genatials

One can peform he Pingus Slap

Look Mother i did the Pingus slap

Come back here Joseph

by oReap December 6, 2022

pingus

1. A cute, cuddily little penguin. Often this is tux (the linux mascott).
2. A date rape drug.
3. A compulsive lair. Someone who will lie on top of the lies they have already lied lieing about.

1. The little pingus is so cute!
2. That pingus must have cheated on you.

by FF Mike April 27, 2004

Dingus Pingus

a stupid head or someone with no brain.

your a dingus pingus

by doomdaylol November 8, 2018

Pingus Malingus

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.

"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

by DootDootGang May 24, 2019