Dooten Pooten

A sport where one person lays shirtless on the ground beside a ladder, while a second person climbs the ladder, pulls down their pants and tries to shit accurately on the center of their chest.

Jess is the all-time grandmaster of Dooten Pooten.

by RomeoG September 23, 2011

Pootengz

Describes something bad, variation on Bumtingz but meaning the opposite.

"Uuurrrgh, you heard that new kanye album?"
"Yerrr man it's pootengz you know"
"innit, guy slacked out."

by A_Dot_Jesus January 3, 2009

Pooten Nanny

1) A phrase used to describe the jerking one feels when shifting a vehicle from park to reverse.

2) A phrase used to replace "Oh Snap!" or "Holy Crap!" in a situation that calls for the usage of those terms.

1) person 1: "We are outta here!" -shifts vehicle from park to reverse-

person 2: -jerks- "Pooten Nanny!"

2) person 1: "Look out for that dead bird right there! Ew!"

person 2: -jumps in disgust- "Pooten Nanny!"

by Scheezy and Peezy July 25, 2009

pootent

something that stinks like shit

that turd was ruthlessly pootent i could smell taste it in my mouth

by 2tong October 10, 2011

Pootential

Feeling as though you could poop if you forced it but it is not a full blown turd yet, more like a pebble or a small nugget.

" Hey man, there isn't a restroom for another hour do you wanna use the one at this gas station?

" Nah dude, I can wait an hour - I can feel there's some pootential here but I'd rather savour it for a decent poop"

by RaoulDook January 6, 2022

POOTEN

When you shit your pants

Omg, I fell and I went Pooten in my pants

by Bmxsickness December 5, 2022

Moodeng in the Pooteng

When someone innocent or unprepared finds themselves deep in a situation they clearly aren’t ready for — and yet, they’re going for it anyway, with wide-eyed optimism or clueless courage.

“Bro said he could handle three girls at once… that man is Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

“I walked into the CEO's office to give my resignation, shaking like Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

by Duel02 July 28, 2025