Padlocking

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.

Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!

by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011

poplocking

A funk or hip-hop dance. Combination of both popping and locking.

Johhny impressed his friends with his newest poplocking at the Drum and Bass party.

by Brian Williams February 5, 2005

Godblocking

The act of refusing to have sex because of a religious duty or commitment, commonly seen by hot Catholic Latinas that refuse to put out, but act like sluts. Side effects include blueballs and newly converted atheists.

Ouch dude. That's a hell of a Godblocking.

by MaryGoRound July 9, 2011

pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.

A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.

by JasonASJ August 28, 2005

Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.

The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.

by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010

populocking

When someone populocks, he/she is trying to lock all the popular kids in his class. He is trying to be the only one who is hanging out with those kids, just for them to think they're cool.

OMG he's populocking Robin again

by headbered34 December 10, 2019

Poplocking

A humorous name to call a meth addict when they cannot control their body movements or nervous system. They'll try to play it off but they can't and so they look like an incompetent pop locker.

Oh my goodness, that freak is poplocking so hard he's going to hit himself in the head!

by MaureenLouise September 23, 2025