plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by jonDon January 13, 2015

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

plutonic

A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.

John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.

by Johnny Panic February 19, 2008

plutonic

A non-sexual relationship between a man and a woman that could /should only work in outer space.

After mastering artificial gravity, faster-than-light travel, and building this colony on Pluto, it's really easy to just be friends with hot chicks in a totally plutonic way.

Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!

by YattonMan March 25, 2008

Plutonic

A relationship that was formerly sexual in nature, but has been demoted to "just friends."

I used to be all over her beef-curtains, but then our relationship went plutonic.

by cactustime November 15, 2009

plutonic

temporary relationship, be it emotional,personal,marital, financial... that could happen to somebody somewhere in this planet.

Her love towards Jim was plutonic.

by Utnip September 13, 2006

plutonic

Plates that U can not see...

I can not see those Plutonic plates right over there.

by Sabian June 3, 2004