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platonic love 

1. a phrase used to mend the shattered egos of rejected woman and console the emotionally unbalanced state of rebuffed girlfriends.

2. BULLSHIT
Sally: "I am completely enamored with you."
Jack: "I don't love you like THAT sally: it's like, platonic love!"
platonic love by Ginny!! December 7, 2007

Platonic Love 

Girl one: "So I thought you were dating Tyler? Why are you going out with Joe?

Girl two: "Oh that's nothing. Joe's my best friend; I love him! But it's purely platonic love, not real love.
Platonic Love by greatestace95 September 9, 2012

Platonic Love 

The kind of love that nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies rely on from other nineteen year old future crazy cat ladies.
kara-"i'm nineteen and the love clock is ticking."
hailey-"yes i empathise, we are surely going to become crazy cat ladies."
kara-"at least we have our platonic love."
Platonic Love by dale mozart. February 16, 2009

platonic love 

When you are in love with a chick, but the one she is fucking is Plato.

platonic love 

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED
platonic love by elaysa June 25, 2023

platonic love 

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED
platonic love by elaysa June 25, 2023