plutting

light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the plastic see-through kind work the best as plastic repells plutting rain.

1) "Oh no! Its plutting!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."

2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"

by liza minelli May 30, 2008

Plurking

to chronicle events in an individuals daily life.

i have plurked, idk, like 5 times today?!

i have been plurking all day!

by KerJer January 11, 2009

Plurping

The sound Mayonnaise makes when mixed with a spoon or knife in the jar.

While making a sandwich John used a knife to scoop mayonnaise out of a jar. The plurping noise as he whipped the mayonnaise made his girlfriend gag.

by Bakked August 3, 2022

Plarting

(verb) Farting into a bowl of mac and cheese

Dan had to make a new Twitch because his old one got banned for plarting

by HoneyLocer22 January 10, 2024

Plunting

Plunting (verb) - the act of shitting in a bucket of dried up mud and mixing it up with a hairbrush to create a mixture of mushy goop, said goop is then poured into the anal cavity of a living or dead person.

“Hey Gavin, you smell a little funny, have you been plunting?”

by MissourianMuntGod23 April 24, 2024

Von Pluring

Von Pluring is a synonym for a joint.

Pass the Von Pluring

by Truks October 21, 2021