plutonium

Super radioactive metal that turns green in the dark. Used in the Fat Man bomb, only 10kg is needed to reach critical mass (self-sustaining reaction.) If exposed to humid conditions, it can spontaneously combust.

Torch: You have a package...Plutonium!?
Slash: Yep, I was bored.
Torch: Wha...omfg...
Slash: It says the guy who discovered it kept it in a matchbox inside his desk. Weird.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006

plumonium

One of Earth's rarest metals, found only in the mind of a Greg, while playing Simpsons Clue. It is an element easier to mine when exhausted due to lack of sleep.

Greg said during a game of Simpsons Clue "I think that it is Homer Simpson in the Frying Dutchman with the plumonium rod.

by Btram February 4, 2023

plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.

Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!

by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008

plutoniumware

A piece of software that is supposed to "tweak" you computer but instead will make it most likely unusable; especially known in the computer graphics world.

Ever since we've installed our IHV's so called "game optimiser" our computers in the lab are acting ****** up ; even upon a clean install. We're absolutely bored with all this plutoniumware we've been dealing with in the driver department.

by Mechante_souris February 3, 2014

plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

by chillbillwill June 17, 2016

Plutonium

Shit that will blow you up

Tommy was sitting in his house when some Plutonium was dropped on his house. bye bye tommy

by Mike September 23, 2004

mad dog 357 plutonium

Hottest sauce ever recorded

Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the hottest sauce?

Man 2: No, what is it?

Man 1: Mad Dog 357 Plutonium, it has 9,000,000 scoville units

Man 2: Oh my god it is actually hot!!!

by no no you you June 14, 2020