fun plums

Another synonym for a man's testicles.

"Dude, I went out with Kathy the other day. We got busy back at her house and she totally sucked my fun plums while I whacked my weasel."

by dw8177 April 25, 2017

peaches and plums

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.

''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''

by preserum February 25, 2019

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by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

plumbob

A usually green (can be yellow or red, depending on the Sim), diamond-shaped parallelogram over the head of a Sim character from the two best-selling PC games of all time, The Sims and The Sims 2, that depicts the mood that specific Sim is in.

Sim 1: Hi, I have a green plumbob. I am happy.

Sim 2: Hi, I have a yellow plumbob. I am not too happy, not too sad.

Sim 3: Hi, my plumbob is red and I suggest you fuck off before I rip your asshole apart because I'm angry.

by Crunkay July 27, 2005

Dot Plumber

A person who is completely infatuated with sticking things in theirs or others anus's.

Typically these people don't discriminate between human interaction to putting anything from carrots to bottle tops into their Arse, they then will typically tell people what they've done then deny it for a long time to come.

I was chatting with Ant last night and he mentioned again how much he likes getting things put into his dot, to the point where he was saying he had a sore arse from the putting things in there too often..

The guy is a total dot plumber and if you had blocked pipes he'd be the person to call as I'm sure he'd have a way of clearing and busted hole.

by mazzbot October 14, 2013

Hedge Plumbing

Cunnilingus after space docking

He was into hedge plumbing after space docking

by Shnoodle69 June 17, 2016

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006