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Pumber

A Pumber is a screenshot of the end of phase (not helix)
Spooooky: STOP POSTING PUMBER ALREADY!!!
Slime: *posts a Pumber*
by SplippedDroost July 8, 2023
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Plumper Bumper

One who bumps up on plump bitches. Ie: Enjoys the fat stack.
Victor enjoys the qualities of his Plumper Bumper on the back end of his whale.
by Grewvey1 October 2, 2008
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plumper

(adj, porn) Fat woman, preferably with large breats.
Have you seen that new plumper website?
by Anonymous February 20, 2003
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A woman that is so hot and attractive just based on their body size, they have an ample amount of fat on them are should be worshipped in our society as the ideal body image. They have buxom bodies with large breasts, thighs, hips, stomach, and ass. Typically a large amount of their body jiggles when they walk. While there is no size limit for being a plumper, a girl must have a good amount of fat on her and shouldn't look like she is skipping meals, instead all plumpers should eat sweets and greasy foods in order to maintain or increase their size.
That girl is such a hot plumper, she is pushing 200 pounds.
by fat lover August 19, 2007
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plumper

1. A partial boner.
2. A slight erection in which the cock becomes plump, as like a boiled hot dog.

"Women claim this state to be the best feeling in their mouths."

"A bit on the chewy side is always good!"
"Hey how about a hot dog Collin...."
"No thanks Scott gave me a plumper a little while ago."
by Tthe Authority December 4, 2007
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a euphemistic word to describe a hog-like woman
Jeebus, Katie is quite the plumper. And Dave fucks that?!?!?
by ttocs May 29, 2004
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plumper

Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.

On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
by klopek007 May 20, 2008
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