While mad at your female friend or
wife, it
may be necessary to tie the leading
edge of their tampon string to the
bed post with monofilament. This allows you to make a loud sound, such as a billowing fart, in their general vicinity to wake them from their slumber. If done correctly, it will provoke them to jump out of the bed, thus snapping said female sanitary device from it's hold and causing extreme embarassment for her, and sweet revenge for you.
I was pissed at the ole
lady, so when she fell asleep on the
couch I pulled a modified plugger tugger, by using the sliding glass
door...