Down to Plough

'Ploughing' refers to a specific type of sexual intercourse where one is entered so powerfully that they feel they are being ploughed. Originates from Alderney and can be used as a casual expression to indicate one's sexual desires or activities. The letters 'DTP' are colloquially and frequently used as a shortened phrase. 'DTFP' is also a common alternative.

'Georgie is down to plough tonight.'

'Poppy wants to harvest the grain'

'George is going to plough that field'

by Team Sket October 24, 2011

Briggsy Ploughman's

A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie with semen relish. Regional variations can include a rats-cock side dish with diarrhoea drizzle.

Come on Quentin, let's go to The Pink Dildo for a Briggsy Ploughman's. I'm bloody starving after that rimming session.

by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006

racial ploughfiling

When a black man gets his driveway filled with snow from the street, but none of his white neighbors do.

I had just finished shoveling the snow off my driveway, and the snow plow truck pulled into our cul-de-sac. Everyone was standing in their driveways, and the driver looked at each one of them. White man, white man, white man, BLACK MAN! And then he shoved all the extra snow in front of my house. That was racial ploughfiling if I ever saw it.

by bucolucas February 14, 2013

Ploughed

To strip someone of his/her virginity.

1. Don't blabber just because he ploughed your queen.

2. Sid ploughed his neighbor last weekend.

by babakaashirwad December 24, 2012

Ploughra

To have excessive amounts of alcohol in and around your body, making you act like a complete hero.

Man i was so ploughra last night that i think i blew my balls off and they were eaten by a small african village

by plougheddinosaur July 19, 2012

Ploughage

1.Having intercourse withsome extremely hard.
2.Word used to let someone know you would PLOUGH THEM.

'Hey that birds really fit, she'd get major ploughage'

'Got some great ploughage last night'

or simply on sight of an attractive female

'PLOUGHAGE'

by Rapevictim22 February 26, 2009

Clothes-Plough

When you really cannot be bothered to tidy the clothes from your bedroom floor, so you use your foot to 'plough' them into a little pile. Very useful if you need to get to the door/bed/wardrobe, and you need to make clothes-free routes!

A method very popular with students the world over.

Housemate 1: I can't even get into my bedroom. There are too many clothes on the floor!
Housemate 2: Mate, you totes need to Clothes-Plough!
Housemate 3: Plough dems clothes!

by LadyMabeth:) May 16, 2011