poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

Hairy Plotter

One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?

by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009

harry plopper

The Pig off of the simpsons movie

U can take spider pig with you

He's not spider pig anymore he's harry plopper

by dj-donny January 9, 2009

Plopzerk

The name of someone when calles you a wazzok when you are not a wazzok and they are.

Person1: you are such a wazzok
Person2: says you you plopzerk

by Wordpersonrose December 14, 2019