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Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
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plopper

A poop, turd that falls and makes a distinct "plop" sound as it hits the water.
"Dang, water splashed on me after I dropped that plopper."
by Fairmont68 February 17, 2013
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Ploppin' A Nug

Referring to the act of taking a minor dropping at an unexpected time.

The plop itself can only be determined by a legenth of less than 2cm and a radius of 2cm.
"yo, I've been ploppin' a nug daily since that day I ate your moms burrito. what was in there anyway?"
by Ploppin Hard July 30, 2009
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ploppin’

Sorry I’m late, I was stuck at home ploppin’.
by dan.thedongle February 16, 2019
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Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.
Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.
by Badgerglue March 5, 2009
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ploppin' smellies

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.
by onewhopoops June 28, 2009
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harry plopper

U can take spider pig with you

He's not spider pig anymore he's harry plopper
by dj-donny January 9, 2009
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