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Ploft

I can feel a big ploft pushing hard on my anus
by Boost October 19, 2012
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ploflantis

annoyingly tall
Kevin is the most ploflantis person I have ever met.
by Bojang Bangles September 16, 2019
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Plofkin

The act of giving head while you are studying nursing school content
"Kyle gave Natalie the fattest Plofkin last week"
by jhbhifjvndjkdn August 19, 2021
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Ploffs

Short for Playoffs.

Guy 1:Ready for the first ploff game tn?
Guy 2:Fucking right!!
Guy 1:Ready for the first game of the ploffs tn?
Guy 2:Fucking right!!
by Tripping monkeys February 3, 2018
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ploff

able to wear and/or do. short for pull off.
pshhh, that boy totally cant ploff those girls jeans.

as opposed to, pshhh, that boy cannot pull off those girls jeans.
by emmita123 July 5, 2007
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Plofme

Pull the fuck up off me. Get off my back. Usually said in a joking matter.
Plofme mother fucker. Plofme bitch.
by Urq June 14, 2009
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Ploft

When your cheeks are sore
My cheeks are ploft
by Mr Tubbins April 19, 2018
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