plonker

dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit

You are such a plonker, Rodney.

by Jackson Pillock January 13, 2003

pliner

N. 1. A red headed male who loves penetration and has a difficulty closing. Most pliners also enjoy wearing socks with sandals and consider them selves to be the next white rapper.

2. A red headed hooker who loves sabbich (middle eastern eggplant dish)

Did you see that guy get shut down by that girl? He was such a pliner.

by ayeitsnash November 5, 2017

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005

Planker's Fatigue

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.

by gayplankingtoolbag October 6, 2011

Prinker

Hybridisation of the words 'Prick' and 'Wanker', enabling people to use the two words swiftly and, until the word becomes more mainstream, without recrimination. Similar words are Idiunt, (idiot and cunt), and Mockerat, pronounced muck-a-rat, mother fucking twat.

Janine is hogging all the chicken wings, what a prinker

by The Sick & Wrong Duke December 2, 2011

Pinkerton Academy

Pinkerton Academy is a highschool in southern NH. It consits of 3 towns. Derry, Hampstead, and Chester. The campus is mostly ouside, and contains more than 18 buildings. If paying close attention to your fellow classmates, imbetween classes its very easy to see a drug deal, or hearing about students making a drug deal. Even half of the teachers at PA have been accused of smoking pot. the school consists over 3,000 students, and has no intentions of slowing down. the sports teams at PA mostly dominate all other schools.( mostly boy lax, football, hockey, softball, and volley ball.)

Mike. " Hey did you hear about what they were doing to stop all the drugs at "Pinkerton Academy"?"
Brett. " No, what are they doing?"
Mike. " ... Same as they've always done, nothing at all."

by MIKE D..... January 5, 2010

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016