Skulduggery Pleasant

A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!

(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.

by ReadItz January 8, 2012

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.

Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.

by Bog-man July 12, 2016

Pleaker

someone that is really easy to mess with

"I cant believe that toner thought we were serious.. He is such a pleaker!"

by Atay October 16, 2008

jacksonville plea bargain

When you sleep with the judge of your trial to get out of serving your sentence

Jason got a Jacksonville Plea Bargain after stealing the Weenie Truck.

by Orbits_Of_The_Elliptical_Kind January 9, 2020

Plap

The sound of intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: I don't want drinks? Just give me anal orgasms and make me your bitch like usual! :P

by HeathenWolf October 4, 2023

Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

by jcb82 October 19, 2012

Plead The Fifth

verb, to plead the fifth

In a United States court case, to cite one's own Constitutional right in the Fifth Amendment to "remain silent" as a defendant, or to not be forced to testify against one's self. This is why a lawyer cannot simply force a defendant into a confession while under oath.

you will look very suspicious when saying it tho

"Did you kill Jimmy?"
"I plead the fifth."

by cheesisnice August 2, 2019