pasturbation

the act of masturbating to fatty porn or porn featuring beastility.

"I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."

by Benny Lou Diction September 6, 2008

Pasturbation

Masturbating after you cum, it usually doesn't feel pleasing.

After my girlfriend took my load I did a little bit of pasturbation to keep the mood.

by Pop11 August 19, 2015

Plasturbation

the act of masturbating when you are drunk, or "plastured"

Bro that dude over there is in a gnarly plasturbation sesh.

by california bro February 26, 2011

Plasterbation

1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.

1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.

by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009

Plasterbation

the action someone who is addicted to posting pictures of themselves on social networking sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Twitter.

Sami: "Look at me in in the mall, and me at school, and me in the fountain, and..."
Charles: "You really have a plasterbation problem..."

by Stan the Goob February 14, 2012