Platapussy 

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

Platapussy by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

platipuss 

1. a hot new underwear line for women making them "one"
2. a hot ass bitch with a "platinum pussy"

" I'm totally feeling like a platipuss with these bomb ass underwear I got today from Platipuss"

platipuss by afoxybitch April 21, 2010

Platypussy Doctor 

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

Platypussy Doctor by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

platypussy 

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

platypussy by Sneezy Hallow January 10, 2009

Platipuss 

An extremely hot and sought after girl or woman with high standards an good taste...short for platinum-pussy.

Did you see the platipuss in the second row smiling at me?

My new girl is a verified platipuss!

Platipuss by Lani Kay August 3, 2017

platapussy 

a platypus + a octopus = platapussy

bro look at that platapussy

platapussy by me.man April 12, 2019

platypussy 

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.

C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”

platypussy by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020