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plating out 

The act of performing oral sex to a woman's genitalia in a hungry fashion removing all secreted bodily fluids
Gertrude came in my mouth as I was plating out her pussy
plating out by Alf Hart December 29, 2007

plating the lamb 

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.
I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.

plating the gary 

The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.
Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.
plating the gary by Ron Plywood February 2, 2017

Plating My Hamburger 

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.
"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

Plating dick 

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.
Plating dick by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Plating dick 

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!
Plating dick by Mikkke T March 27, 2024