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plasticated

"That girl is so plasticated"
by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005
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Plasticization Syndrome

Plasticization Syndrome is a phenomenon found in the UK's current generation's youth, born in the late 80's and early 90's. It is when, due to peer pressure, perception of an "ideal appearance" in the media, bad parenting, and the culture of celebrity, the girls of the generation assume semi-identical appearances, without realising what they're doing.

Symptoms include aggressively straightened hair, hair being bleached blond to the point where the hair follicles are actually dying, applying makeup that can be measured in inches, saying "izzit" after every other sentence, assuming an online identity containing the words "lil" and "princess", having extremely underage sex, not having any real friends but instead a large group of people with whom to bitch, a lack of personal identity, respect and development and a general ignorance of the world.
Charlie: God, the leaver's ball at school was totally ruined by the semi-identical, orange-tanned, cinderella-dress clad girls- it looked like some kind of weird shop-dummy gathering.
Girl Suffering from Plasticization Syndrome: Mett, laak, wot is iz u on abaat boi? U best not be dis'spectin me or nuffin. Izzit.
Charlie: Jeez.
by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009
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plasticy

someone, usually but not exclusively female, whose physical augmentations tend towards the plastic look of either an airbrushed mag ad or a mid-naughties video game.
That chick with the fakies is hot, but she's a little too plasticy, don't you think?
by jonny oh April 20, 2008
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plasticine head

someone with a deformed head usually larger than normal, often occurs in the scouse.
Mikey look at that plasticine headed cunt over there

Mate you have a right plasticine head
by bisboii November 15, 2019
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pasticity

noun
1. The form or art of being pasty. 2. Physics (a.) the property of unimaginable whiteness. (b.) The degree to which flash from any photographic instrument bounces off one's face to make photo seem undesirably bright.
the pasticity of the girl made my whole picture too bright
by Chad Stradwick January 15, 2008
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The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males
Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex
by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008
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elasticity

Being able to bounce back after failing. Showing adaptibility within a problem. Resilience. Perseverance. Not letting changes bring you down and ruin your hardwork.
The team showed elasticity when they changed they're play
by Cheerleading1012 December 29, 2014
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