non-event planner

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

by sheila in the car October 17, 2010

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 15, 2006

Stool Plunger

A long skinny penis with an extremely large, bulbous head. Considered ideal for anal sex.

All the ladies wanted to smash with Carl as he was rumored to be hung with a stool plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

Dirty Plunger

A crude sexual act where a woman tries to take a shit while the man shoves the turd back up into her ass with his dick.

This crazy bitch tried to give me a hot lunch, but I got the jump on her, and gave that turd the old dirty plunger right up the corn sleeve.

by Team Menard December 28, 2008

Plantera

A boss from the hit video game Terraria. Plantera can be summoned once the world enters Hardmode and the player defeats all 3 of the mechanical bosses (preferably not all at once). When a player destroys Plantera's Bulb (found in the Jungle), she will awaken. Redigit has stated that Plantera was named after his wife Cenx's favorite band, Pantera, hence why Plantera's boss theme features electric guitars.

Plantera has awoken!

by StylingStarlight June 11, 2018

Rocket Plunger

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.

The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.

Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."

....

Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.

by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011

Plunger Dunk

Refers to a sex position where the broad is resting on the top of her back/neck and her ass and cooter is pointed towards the sky. The man then stands over the broad, points his plunger downwards and dunks his beef into her clam. This scintillating sex position can be turned into the “Drummer Boy Plunger Dunk” by simply beating that ass like a bongo.

see the definition....if you can't figure the Plunger Dunk out then you are to stupid for sex.

by I am the vagina man September 10, 2011