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plainface

A face with no or little expression, used to show unimpressed or disappointedness.
I plainfaced the driver when he told me my ticket was a fiver not 3 quid.
by Skola November 6, 2007
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plainedge

everyone who lives in plainedge knows there hood and loves it, the place to be on the weekends is always harmons or at schwarting to down brews and fuck people up. 99% of your school smokes pot and 100% of your school is always drinking everynigh of the weekend and summer, and you know the security guard who drives the jeep is a joke so when he tries to bust you, you laugh...the best damn place to be on LI
plainedge is so damn gutta
by joe cartsy October 27, 2007
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planage

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.
'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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Plainedge High School

if you are looking for hot boys, pretty girls, cool teachers, a great environment, and a bright future, you won’t find it here. Instead you will find kinds doing drugs, too many juul pods, short shorts on girls w no ass, cheating football boys, and a shit load of freshman thots...you know who u are, whore. The only good thing about this hell hole is the few ok looking football players (again they will cheat on you). But seriously don’t come here.
Welcome to Plainedge High School, home of actual devils and Dan Vilari (for now)
by pleasegoawayy December 7, 2019
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Plainedge

Plainedge. Glorious fucking Plainedge.

Plainedge is, hands down, the shittiest town in the United States. Not because it's dangerous or poor; shit no, there's enough rich white people that if they pooled all their money they'd feed all of Africa for like 50 years. No, Plainedge is shitty because there's absolutely dick to do. At ALL times. You know how most towns have at least one distinguishing characteristic or place that kicks ass that no one else has?

Yeah, Plainedge doesn't have one of those.

The closest thing to a 'landmark' in Plainedge is fucking Harmon's, a shitty little convenience store that all the freshmen and sophomores smoke tons of weed and become alcoholics behind. It always smells like shit because of how much everyone pisses and throws up behind it, but goddamn if everyone isn't there.

If you're not behind Harmon's, you're either hanging out at the High School, Packard, Schwarting, Eastplain or West. At these locations, you have a choice of 3 exciting activities; Drinking, Smoking Weed, or taking care of your friends that are about to fall over dead from too much of the previous 2 choices. That's it. That's all there is to do in Plainedge. Weed and Alcohol. All day. Every day. FOREVER. Get fucked up, go home, and play Halo/jack off/fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend/whatthefuckEVER.

There are no positive aspects of Plainedge. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do people die of heroin overdoses (RIP Natalie) besides motherfucking PLAINEDGE?

Plainedge is a shit town, and you're a dumbass if you think otherwise.

But I'm pretty sure everyone in Plainedge can agree that they'd never want to live anywhere else.
PLAINEDGE. SUCKS. DICKS.
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Plinkage

When water splashes up from the toilet onto one's sphincter as a result of a turd dropping into the bowl while taking a dump.
"Dude, I got some serious plinkage on that last dump...my ass is all wet."
by Rod Swain April 24, 2006
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Plainedge

Class of 2023 r assholes the monkey Dean abatemarco the albino Travis Acquilino pussy braden donnellan and jack murray grandpa Caden morra skinny Anthony Deech and Skinny Tj Chadwick Luke trungali the shrimp Anthony gentile the fuck boy Lucas dudley the smartass Vin cav gets fucked up always joe Cassese and Shane mosia r meatheads
by Fuck this shit August 25, 2019
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