Welcome to Plainedge High School, where people actually have a drinking/drug problem by their sophomore year! There's a 13th grade in plainedge, we call it Nassau Community College. Nobody gives a shit about anything and half of the students come to school twice a week.
The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.
Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.
Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
by Uhhhhhh Ben Dover!?!!?! January 5, 2010
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The majority of kids in the school are potheads, but the other percentage of kids either get drunk every weekend or just have no friends. If you attend PHS, you've seen "the smoking corner" where the *cool* kids chill before first period, during lunch, between classes, and/or after school. There's always a fight, and the same people are consistantly beating the shit out of other people, it's great. You probably know of a few girls that come to school dressed half-naked every day but call everyone else a whore. There's always a group of kids at Harmon/Burger King/Schwarting getting drunk or high ; if not they're probably doing it at someone's house party. Freshman friday and senior-cut day are considered holidays. There's cockroaches crawling out of closets and gym lockers and your teachers have probably warned you about leaving food around because you "don't want mice". Yeah, Plainedge High School is where it's all at ;)
The majority of kids in the school are potheads, but the other percentage of kids either get drunk every weekend or just have no friends. If you attend PHS, you've seen "the smoking corner" where the *cool* kids chill before first period, during lunch, between classes, and/or after school. There's always a fight, and the same people are consistantly beating the shit out of other people, it's great. You probably know of a few girls that come to school dressed half-naked every day but call everyone else a whore. There's always a group of kids at Harmon/Burger King/Schwarting getting drunk or high ; if not they're probably doing it at someone's house party. Freshman friday and senior-cut day are considered holidays. There's cockroaches crawling out of closets and gym lockers and your teachers have probably warned you about leaving food around because you "don't want mice". Yeah, Plainedge High School is where it's all at ;)
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Get the I love you more than I planned... too mug.everyone who lives in plainedge knows there hood and loves it, the place to be on the weekends is always harmons or at schwarting to down brews and fuck people up. 99% of your school smokes pot and 100% of your school is always drinking everynigh of the weekend and summer, and you know the security guard who drives the jeep is a joke so when he tries to bust you, you laugh...the best damn place to be on LI
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