The feeling you get when you've got a lot of time and you're browsing your favorite website for porn, and you look at the thumbnails and think they all look good yet you can only choose one and have to get the best one.
Yesterday I was gonna jack it but i couldn't decide which video to use so i wasted lots of time i hate porn indecisivity
by Willieeeee December 26, 2012
Get the Porn Indecisivity mug.Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.
Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!
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Mainstream Media content that deliberately and enticingly plays on people's fears about disaster, disease and death. Currently used in relation to some COVID-19.
My friend was too scared to go outside, some thing about giant murder hornets? He must be watching his fear porn again.
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by SpyCooper June 11, 2016
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Generation Porn has literally fucked themselves out of fulfilling sex lives.
The social, physiological, psychological and emotional issues attributed to Generation Porn have been an increase in tolerance of misogyny and misandry, body shaming, decrease of couple intimacy and relationship harmony, objectification of women and men, disruption of family stability, an increase in post-Internet divorce, erectile dysfunction, depression, anxiety, addiction, chemical dependency and an increased acceptance of infidelity.
The social, physiological, psychological and emotional issues attributed to Generation Porn have been an increase in tolerance of misogyny and misandry, body shaming, decrease of couple intimacy and relationship harmony, objectification of women and men, disruption of family stability, an increase in post-Internet divorce, erectile dysfunction, depression, anxiety, addiction, chemical dependency and an increased acceptance of infidelity.
by Feminist_Lauren September 22, 2016
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