Pinezzaphobic

People who judge other people for putting pineapple on pizza.

You're pinezzaphobic since you say I'm crazy because I like pineapple on pizza.

by normal-spnfan April 2, 2017

jizzaphobia

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

by umermyaum June 23, 2019

PizzaPocket

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Person 1: "Hello PizzaPocket"
PizzaPocket: "Goongeengeengong"
Person 1: "hmmm..."

by thatsmines7 September 6, 2021

Pizzaphile

A somewhat obsessive/obscene/abnormal love for pizza.

Waiter: may I take your order?
Customer: two extra large American hot pizzas, please. With extra peppers. And chillies. And pepperoni.

Waiter: (under his breath) pizzaphile...

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

jizzaphobe

A germaphobe or person who is obsessed with cleanliness specifically as it relates to jizz. Their worst fear is touching something that someone may have jizzed on.

D: I was going to put my apartment on Airbnb, but then I thought better of it. I mean, who knows, they could jizz all over the place and I'd never know.

K: Dude, you're such a jizzaphobe.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

Pizzapolis

A city/metropolis where there is a pizza place/restaurant/take-away place/stall in every neighbourhood. The plural form of Pizzapolis is Pizzapolises.

Luigi: James, this is Italy. We have the Colosseum, Pompeii and ...
James: ... Pizza. Yeah, I know things that originate from Italy.
Luigi: By the way, we have a stupid, but cool way to say Italy. James, have a guess.
James: Land of the Pizzapolises
Luigi: Well done! *Claps until he stops from the breaking news announcing Italy has suppressed 20K deaths from COVID-19*

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

pizzaphillia

An excessive, dysfunctional love of pizza.

I've got a lot of time for that Jamie Oliver; the way school dinners are these days really encourages pizzaphillia amongst children.

by Alex Tuckett May 2, 2005