Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.

Me: REAL MADRID!
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*

by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022

pionel pandres pessi

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.

I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams

by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Pioneer Boob

Very large breast of size DD or larger.

"Holy huge, look at that woman's mammary ducts" says Harry.

"That's a breast you want on the great frontier" Replies Franky.

"Hilarious Franky! I got an idea, lets call it a Pioneer Boob!"

LOL

by Stan KE Pinky March 30, 2021

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinean penalty merchant fraud known to be carried by the FIFA President during World Cup 2022, he got 6 penalties in the World Cup and still managed to fail one

Pionel Pessi an Argentinean fraud

by kentryag December 19, 2022

snow pioneer

A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.

We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!

by Pbu March 8, 2008

Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Hell on earth. Kramer is chill tho.

Bob: what middle school did you go to?
John: Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Bob: oh you mean hell.

by MNBOI July 7, 2018