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ghetto pilates

A variation of pilates designed to strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon lovemaking sessions.
I've been working on my ghetto pilates so I can ride that tail for hours.
by majortomSF November 6, 2008
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Pontius Pilate

Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.

A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.
Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate
by seekeroftruth March 21, 2009
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pixilated

<Herb> I was overly pixilated that dday, so i might have said all kinds of shit. Sorry about that. Am a bit shitfaced today too, so just ignore me.
by Jack Gnaw October 2, 2008
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Penis Pilates

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...
by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015
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pilates

A form of torture created by Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and Dagobert.
After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card.
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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chilli pilates

Chilli Pilates (/pɪˈlɑ tɪz/;1 German: piˈla təs) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Jóse Pilates, after whom it was named. The practice involves applying chilli powder to the rectum, resulting in the subject dancing around frantically on the spot, whilst naturally building up a sweat due to the fiery goodness of the chilli powder itself. Breathing is important in the Chilli Pilates method, as it is with living, otherwise you die, but it also naturally cools you down, a method commonly used by the boop-snooted floofer.
Gosh does my rectum sting, been going hard at that chilli pilates lately.
by Großer Floofen August 15, 2018
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pink pilates princess

a girl whom spends her time working out, making green juices and smoothies and chugs green tea every night
that girl gives me pink pilates princess vibes
by @valenciaraine January 8, 2022
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