Pidiot

Someone who believes Paul McCartney died in 1966. A portmanteau of P.I.D (from Paul Is Dead) and idiot

Person 1: You’re into the Beatles right? You should talk with Jerry
Person 2: Nah, I heard Jerry was a Pidiot

by ArmChairHistorian January 5, 2021

pitote

slang in spanish for a large penis; slang derived from other slang of pito, meaning penis

chapulla mi pitote
suck my big dick

by Jay July 10, 2003

pitito

Diminutive for penes.

Very small dick

Tu tienes un pitito = You have a very small dick

by Carlitox March 29, 2008

Pidiot

a Pissing Idiot, somone of such idiotic proportions that idiot just doesn't quite cut it. Epicly phenomenal stupidity.

You pidiot!

by Dani Faemous May 7, 2011

Pitious

Adj: When something/someone is so hideous it inspires pity.

That new girl is so pitious, I feel sorry for her.

by kirad00dle January 6, 2011

pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.

I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Pitities

Any kind of sexual activity gained due to the pity of the other participant(s)

"Aw my mum died. I went to a bar and got some awesome pitities."

"I'm so happy I'm emo. These scars have got me some amazing pitities."

by Cazland January 11, 2009