Pestling

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.

by MrLRJ January 29, 2009

Pistening

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.

I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.

by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

Pidoling

Is another word for penis

Wow nice pidoling

by Small pidoling September 19, 2019

PistolisBoSS

Pistol is the boss...what more can you say

Pistolisboss killed scrubtwista.

by Pete aka Pistol aka dipset aka still here July 16, 2006

pintoing

v. The act of stating the obvious, thus frustrating other parties involved, while the offender remains clueless as to what she did wrong.

He was pintoing when he told us that the sky is blue.

She pintoed her mom when she said they were related.

"My name is Bob." "I'm not stupid, I'm your sister, I know your name. You're pintoing." "What did I do wrong?"

by Duh* October 3, 2013

Pitilingis

Long term for Pita.

Pepper is a pitilingis.

by Lizzy Gibbz July 8, 2010

pisting

The art of concurrently pissing while receiving a fist into the vagina or anus.

my mum always used to saw "its not pisting if you dont get your elbow wet".

by Randy Pest September 17, 2013