Passturbate

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Pissturbation

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.

Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.

by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005

pasturbate

verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.

Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?

by storm871 March 18, 2009

Pissulate

When you hold onto your piss for so long it hurts more than blue balls!

Oh man I was in agony with pissulate earlier

by Pissulate December 17, 2021

pisstubate

the act of pissin while masturbating. simple really!

dude i did some wild pisstubatin last nite

rock on!

by heamopheliaexperts July 23, 2005

Pisstrated

Extreme emotional disturbance causing the individual unable to speak.

I was so pisstrated when my old lady dropped my entire vial of acid.

by Jason Hapner September 5, 2003

Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.

Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.

by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010