pissometer

Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.

A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.

by Wildfire41 December 26, 2008

pissues

Having problems with peeing

Dude, I'm having pissues. I might have a UTI.

by packo' weiners July 24, 2014

pissue

When you piss on your toilet roll and give it to a friend to hold, squeeze into a nice tea or chew.

Prick 1 "lad, here's some pissue"

Prick 2 "tar lad"

Prick 1 "no worries lad all the best"

"Ey lad you won't even do pissue!"

"Bet you I fucking will you little cunt there ya go"

by Pissueaylmao August 19, 2019

possume

(v.) A portmanteau of "postulate" and "assume." Derived from a misinterpretation of "possumming," to act like a possum.

I possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.

by Raaaa July 25, 2012

Pissue

A large issue that is now a problem

Spilling my coffee on my computer is a pissue.

by 7777776 February 20, 2022

gutted possume

another word for vigina

she had a nice gutted possume.

ew thats one smelly gutted possum.

by pussdawg April 13, 2010

Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.

Wait, what? What do you mean possume?

by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011