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pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas
it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.
by ken power January 9, 2009
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Hindrocket Postulate

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.
You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.
by Earl2 April 10, 2009
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Pissmate

2 or more individuals who Piss at the same time everyday.
John: Did you know Jessica is my pissmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s nice dude, i wonder who my pissmate is..
by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022
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Reagan Postulate

Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."
This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.
by isolated kitten January 3, 2022
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Pissurbate

When s/o masturbates while peeing.

It could be done to please someone's eyes, or for the sole purpose that the feeling is awesome. It is simplier to do for women, and they usually find it awesome if not too disgusted to try.
Once I caught my girlfriend pissurbating in my bathroom and I almost jizzed my pants.

Once a girl told me: "I like to masturbate when I'm home alone, but, if I have a full bladder, I'd rather pissurbate, it's much more fun!"
by Infinite.snow August 20, 2013
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This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.
by Hunter October 23, 2004
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pisstrated

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.
Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.
by roman70065 April 24, 2010
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