poosomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to poop so badly. It is usually accompanied by an upset stomach and farting in bed. poo, poop, bowel movement, bm, take a dump, fart, pass gas, drop a deuce, crap, pinch a loaf, sleep, sleeplessness, fall asleep, insomnia

When I eat chili and spinach greens, around 2am I get a major case of poosomnia.

by joecoolthefool January 28, 2017

Painsomnia

PainsomniaNot being able to sleep after a major surgery, even after taking all the prescribed medication that should alleviate the pain enough for you to sleep.

I'm suffering from Painsomnia after my back surgery.
I'm surprised that my painsomnia hasn't caused me to lose my mind.
The worst torture I can imagine right now is suffering from multiple nights of painsomnia

by Docjager September 1, 2011

peesomnia

The inability to fall asleep because you have to pee so badly. pee, urinate, void, take a leak, piss, insomnia, sleeplessness, sleep, wet the bed

I'm suffering from some major peesomnia, I just got comfortable in bed too.

by joecoolthefool January 27, 2017

pissdominance

The act of strengthening your flow at a urinal to establish dominance in the bathroom.

Bro i was in the head draining the main, and this dude steps up to the urinal next to me and outright established pissdominance me with his firm golden flow.

by VaCalDan77 January 28, 2018

missomnia cuddling

When cuddling a pillow or stuffed animal, pretending it is someone you miss and/or love.

I do missomnia cuddling when i can't sleep because your'e not here.

by Whalefish September 6, 2023