Piss my dick

To urinate.

Adriana walked into the mens room just as I was trying to piss my dick. It was a little embarrassing.

by Kovtheinvincible March 4, 2009

Dick 'n Piss

When you are so drunk that you can not make it to the bathroom, because of some crippling circumstance, so you are forced to open your bedroom door and piss in the hallway.

John: I HAVE TO PISS
Woody: The bathroom light is out John.
John: DAMMIT.
John opens the door and sticks his dick out and proceeds to piss in the hallway
Woody: John what the hell are you doing??
John: I'M PISSING!!!
This is referred to a Dick 'n Piss

by dennisEX January 18, 2009

piss on a dick

I've done it before

Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick

by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017

Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

Piss Dickersgill

The arch nemesis of Naked Martin. Renowned for his metal dan’s and circumsized penis. The only Jewish neo-nazi alive. Fall in love easily. Reknowned for sleeping anywhere, with anything, mostly fenians.

Ain’t nobody, like piss dickersgill

by PissDicks October 19, 2019

Dicky Piss

Layers of piss stains hardened over time, found under a toilet seat. Put there from a male's piss splashes.

G-"I love cleaning toilets."

J- "I used to love it. But now I hate it, Nick's dicky piss is all over the place and it fucking blows to clean now"

by G Bitty October 31, 2009

Pissdick

Slang for Peacock

"Peacock more like pissdick lol"

by anonymous March 1, 2020