Hay river pipecleaner

repeated ass-to-mouth until the anus has become pure and clean.

Cheryl ran out of toilet paper, so i gave her the hay river pipecleaner.

by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011

Punta Cana Pipecleaner

The act of receiving a blumpkin while under water either in a pool or the ocean.

Friend 1: Hey man, did you hear about that slut who gave me a blumpkin last year?
Friend 2: Yea, thats nothin! Some gnarly bitch gave me a punta cana pipecleaner in the pool last night!

by Pipecleaner extraordinaire March 30, 2011

Mexican Pipecleaner

A sexual position in which Raul Moonfaced Bitch Garcia lets down her long hair and cuts a few pieces then braids them and shoves it down a man’s pee hole.

Raul the Moonfaced Bitch asks the barber to cut a few strands of her hair and braid them so she could shove give Steven a Mexican Pipecleaner.

by Father Nutbuster March 30, 2025