Poughkeepsie Waterboarding

A person is laid out on a board elevated slightly so their head is up off the ground slightly. A cloth, such as a towel or rag, is placed over their face. A bucket is filled with urine and poured over the person's face to simulate drowning in urine. A form of sexual torture made popular in after-hours and domination clubs in Poughkeepsie, New York.

The UN voted to ban waterboarding, but the president of the United States found a work around by using Poughkeepsie Waterboarding instead. The problem was, he was the one who wanted to be Poughkeepsie Waterboarded.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

ploughmans

A meal often eaten by grafters. The meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg.
To find out about grafters search for them.

Farmer Giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

phough

A level or levels higher than something already is.

Ex 1.
Ted - "I'm on level four of the Ramada Inn."
Mark - "Oh really, I'm a phough up."
Ex 2.
Henry - "I'm in room 112."
Julie - "I'm a phough over you should stop by sometime."
Ex 3.
Son - "Turn the radio up a phough."
Mom - "Sure thing."

by Gleb Shevchenko October 25, 2006

Plough

(verb) The act of sexual intercourse.

Man, I'd like to plough her!

I wish to plough you.

by LittleTitch December 17, 2008

Plough

to plough is to have sex very, very, very hard.

Candee: I love you! Harder, harder
Rowan: I love you Candee
Candee: Yes yes! PLOUGH THAT PUSSY!!!

by Li Ying Chi November 22, 2007

ploughing

Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.

"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."

by gogggg January 28, 2006

Down to Plough

'Ploughing' refers to a specific type of sexual intercourse where one is entered so powerfully that they feel they are being ploughed. Originates from Alderney and can be used as a casual expression to indicate one's sexual desires or activities. The letters 'DTP' are colloquially and frequently used as a shortened phrase. 'DTFP' is also a common alternative.

'Georgie is down to plough tonight.'

'Poppy wants to harvest the grain'

'George is going to plough that field'

by Team Sket October 24, 2011