PinkEye Share definition Flag What you see when you wake up to a naked woman straddling your face. I woke up this morning and noticed a large pinkeye shaped fleshy vagina above my eyes, then I realized my face was being stalled by my wife. PinkEye by Frank Palace March 3, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the PinkEye mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch