Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Pininch Face

The face you make while :
1. Remebering an inside joke

2. When your somewhat surprised.

3.When you have a really bad sport picture and it fails completely.

*Remembering what a friend said*
*Pininch Face*

Friend 1: Wow i just did a Pininch Face !
Friend 2: Yeah man i know *smh*

by taryn&keshia December 6, 2009

Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"

I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!

by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008

Panini Press

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.

Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.

by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019

Nutella Panini

Heated sandwich thins freshly spread with Nutella.

Only the best snack ever made, the nutella panini

by Mr. Vanden Purple November 6, 2010