Pineapplist

Someone who is against pineapples and people who identify as pineapples

Guy 1: I hate pineapples
Girl: HOW COULD YOU IM A PINEAPPLE YOU PINEAPPLIST

by LePineapple April 23, 2018

Pineappleing

A form of group sex involving 3 or more people,at least one being a male. You take a pineapple and cut the top off, and then carve hole in the fruit about the size of your penis. Then, shove the pineapple up the takers asshole and put your penis in the hole in the pineapple. The third person sits under them and licks the anal citrus blood blend that drips out of the takers asshole.

Dude, your mom was pineappleing with two guys the other day.

by 5exb8 September 24, 2011

Pineappling

The act of fingering yourself. The act of female masturbation.

I love to watch my boyfriend jack off while pineappling.

by Pika3456 April 14, 2015

Pineappling

When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus

Oh do you like pineappling?~

by Virus0578 October 27, 2021

Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023

pinefappling

To laugh so hard you forget everything else

"Sorry...I was so busy pinefappling I forgot what I was doing"

by JasonPhoenixTTV August 10, 2019

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.

Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"

by LessDestiny March 18, 2021