Pimpstress

The female version of a pimp.

Has male hos/prostitutes.

1.

Jeri: " Yo dawg, my pimpstress just got me this brand new watch!"
Doug: "Maaaan, I wish my pimpstress had that kinda dough to spend on me!"

by somestupiddegenerate January 5, 2018

Pimptatorship

Form of government in which a single pimp possesses absolute power without effective constitutional checks. Along with pimpocracy, it is one of the two chief forms of pimp government in use today. Modern pimptators usually use force or fraud to gain power and then keep it through intimidation, terror, suppression of hos, and a strong pimp hand.

Ho, this is not a pimpocracy, this here's a pimptatorship!!

by JJ Yce June 16, 2007

Pimpstatical

When a Pimp walks around in his socs on carpet, the goes to open his door.
Makeing his hand statical.

Oh shit, that pimp just went statical.
Hence the word Pimpstatical.

by Rebelssk8element October 21, 2004

pimptabulous

(adj)used to describe something both pimp and fabulous at the same time. usually must have a second opinion if something is to be considered "pimptabulous."

i heard what you did last night. pimptabulous my friend, pimptabulous indeed.

by g weezie September 14, 2003

Pimptaculous

A british girl who is smart and pretty much perfect. Sometimes using an undercover name of Jooj, joojy poo, etc

Damn boy, look at joanna...she's so pimptaculous

by AngelaHope September 12, 2006

nerd pimpslap

The use of an analogy or reference in conversation that is highly academic in nature. Knowledge of the particular reference typically requires advanced study - often in technical fields but is not strictly limited to such. The proper use of a nerd pimpslap will generally cause silence, bewilderment and/or a sense of shocked awe in the audience.
Nerd pimpslapping is the opposite of using analogy to explain complex academic topics. (i.e. using complex analogy to explain simple phenomena)

The reference maker is effectivly slapping his / her audience with academia that is so ostentatious, outlandish, and perhaps pretentious that any further argument is suffocated.

However, care must be taken not to attempt to nerd pimpslap those who are highly educated in the field of reference. Doing so may evoke a response with an even stronger nerd pimpslap.

Special note: pop cultural references to Star Trek, Star Wars and other icons of geekiness do not constitute a nerd pimpslap.

Our teacher asked who was the most important figure in the civil war so Tom gave her a nerd pimpslap, "Abraham Lincoln federated the north and the south like DB2 and Oracle".

by uberbawden January 5, 2011

pimpstress

depending on the stress when read
1. ('pimp stress) a girl pimp- a girl who gets all the dudes and is just pretty cool
2. (pimp 'stress) being stressed out from pimpin' so much

1. much love from lisa, your big sis the pimpstress!
2. I'm feeling the pimpstress!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003