Budget Pimping

Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.

(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)

"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"

"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."

by NaturalFeatures March 2, 2009

j.pimping

Artist from Rhode island who lived in Florida for years.
Started writing music at the age of 14 and once he moved back to Rhode island started to take rap seriously.
Very musically inclined i might add even though he raps he does different forms of rap and keeps a great flow

His name is Joshua Neilson Brooks and is now 16.

Jim: what has j.pimping done?
Tom: well ...
at 13 i done lost my virginity

14 i was playing for keeps

15 man i done started rapping
at 16 man my name off the leash

by drippxngxld November 15, 2019

j.pimping

Rapper from Providence Rhode Island.
You can only listen to him on soundcloud but isn’t a normal soundcloud rapper.
Real name is Joshua Brooks.
He’s also a really cool and funny person to be around

Who’s j.pimping
That’s the new soundcloud rapper he’ll make it one day

by 1000x🤪 April 18, 2019

Pamming

To never show up to a group event. To always have something else planned that prevents you from joining your loyal crew. To flake out.

Nick is notorious for 'Pamming'. He never shows up for happy hours.

by stranzironi February 21, 2013

tinder pimping

When your friend uses your Tinder account and swipes right on everyone only to message her matches to barter her goods/services

Yo Eva, are you tinder pimping Liz?

by jakethedood June 24, 2016

parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.

Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.

by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007

Pimping Max

A guy with a drinking problem, a Hummer, and a small penis.

That bitchnigga is a Pimping Max!

by JizzyJizz May 7, 2009