Philza

A twitch streamer and youtuber who created minecraft and whose fanbase all have daddy issues and need a father figure

Person 1: "Hey, are you watching Philza?"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "Damn, your daddy issues are that bad huh?"

Person 2: "Yeah..."

by Chloenator2007 March 28, 2021

Philza Minecraft

The creator of Minecraft

Person 1: who created Minecraft

Person 2: Philza Minecraft

Person 1: wasn’t it Not-
Person 2: PHILZA MINECRAFT

by skylinepotter January 18, 2021

Tejas Pillai

In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'

Kohli: I invented a new Curry
Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God

by Daniel5tookenham June 3, 2020

Pillar Men

Three half-naked, buff asf Aztec men who were once rock hard but still are after an epic awakening scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency

???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)

by Give DIO-Sama a Definition May 24, 2018

Philza

Philza Minecraft is the god of Minecraft and creator of women.

He has many children, and once died to a baby zombie.
He is very, VERY ancient.

His name is Philza Minecraft, and he is quite old.

by Anon#82827728188 March 28, 2021

Pilafed

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

by Rake September 3, 2018

Pilja

A pilja can be defined as a dick person in general. A pilja will steal your money, be a tease sexually, and always find a way to ruin your night or stab you in the back. A pilja seems really cool at first then turns out to be a douche bag.

I hung out with this guy I thought was really cute last night, he ended up making me pay for the date and didnt even come back to my apartment with me. He turned out to be a total pilja.

by laughingalot333 October 16, 2011