Black Pilled

When you believe there is no way out of a problem.

I'm so black pilled, i just don't see anyway out of this. No matter what we lose.

by BlackPilled November 4, 2020

pitted

When a surfer/ sponger/ skimmer gets barreled in a wave.

Alternate: Getting drunk

Aw brah its just like, you just get the best barrels ever dude. you come in and get spit righttt out. just drop in and smack the lip, wah BAH, just drop back in like BAHHHH, just ride the barrel and get pitted, sooo pitted like THAT.

Alternate: We got super pitted at Jimmy's house last night

by A Jay September 14, 2007

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Peoria Piledriver

When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).

Johny is not gay, he just likes to like to do the Peoria Piledriver with officer Matt O'Brien.

by Officer Matt O'Brien April 9, 2021

fur pilled

In the vein of the term "red pilled", in which a person becomes more of a furry based on the content they consume. Generally references anthro furry characters which might've inspired someone to become a furry, either subconsciously or consciously.

"Sally Acorn from Sonic the Hedgehog fur pilled me."

by mothmanmilkers December 14, 2020

Piss pilled

When someone is piss pilled, it means that they are generally an angry person who is always pissed off, and will likely be miserable their whole lives due to their constant irritability. Dubbed piss pill because of the whole red pill/blue pill whatever pill concept of the matrix, but unlike the other pills, the piss pill makes it's users live a live of "pissful ignorance," or live a life where everything sucks and they're always pissed off.

Person 1: "Bro what's that guy's problem? Why is he such a jerk?"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Ryan. He's always like that. He's Piss pilled."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 4, 2022

California Piledriver

The sexual act of jumping off the roof of your 3 story apartment building during the act of 69ing your partner(s).

Optional- Whilst in the air, spin a full 360 degrees.

*at the hospital*
a- Bro what happened!?!
b-*full body cast* do not worry my brethren, i have done every thing in the world, including a California Piledriver, hence us being at the hospital.

by Trez774 February 24, 2011