piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.

person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual

by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008

preseason

In sport, the games prior to the season that aren't given any value. They are just played more as a warm-up to the actual points system season.

The off season's been so long, at least the preseason's started but that's still shit.

by coinroller January 10, 2008

Piesexual

A person who takes sexual pleasure in the act of being pelted with pies during intercourse. The flavour of pie chosen varies greatly between piesexuals.

The custard stains on his wall suggested to the girl that he was deeply piesexual.

by James Almond December 13, 2008

piesano

Italian word for "friend", or "close friend", also the name of ALOT of tacky Italian restaraunts in the US. Often when the word is pronounced by an Italian man, you will not hear the 'o' (oohhh) sound at the end of the word. It will sound like Piesan "Pie - zan".

Correct usage and pronounciation of "Piesano".
You must say "Piesano"! (Pie-ZAN !!!!)
Say it Loud or with alot of passion. If you do not, other Italians will be confused, and not hear you clearly.
Much like the high pitch that only a dog would hear, Italians only hear Loud. Not pitch specific...just LOUD.
You may also choose hand movement when referencing Piesano. This is not necessary but will get your message across much quicker to other Italians.
Hey 'Piesano', have a second helping of my mama's ravioli !
or
That guy thinks he is my 'Piesano', but he can 'Va Fa Cuno' !

by SpaMafia - Fighting Dirty March 9, 2008

Presearch

To find out what you are actually going to research, once you get there. Well known to lazybums who don't bother reading assignments and such.

"What are you going to write about in your Bachelor Assigment?"

"I don't really know yet, still haven't done my presearch"

by Arne And March 6, 2009

Preseason

Also known as hell. No matter what sport you play the first week or so of preseason sucks.

"Get on the line!"

"Oh great we have some preseason sprints to do!"

by amerbamer August 20, 2013

Piesheasche

Pronounced: pee-she-aysh

A piece of ass. A sexy female.

"Hey Justin, look out the side window over here, this Black chick is a piesheasche."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007