Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

by Felipe September 8, 2004

Pencilturds

A nickname given to small dogs, like chihuahuas or shitzus. Named for the thin feces they produce.

I got so angry I almost kicked poor Pencilturds

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J June 21, 2010

Pencil Attack

When your penis’s hole gets penetrated by a sharp object followed by bleeding from the area is known as a pencil attack.

Yuvraj’s mother performs a pencil attack on him everyday.

by WhyIsMyUsernameTaken November 19, 2020

draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny

Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil

by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015

Pencil

A pointy thing that can kill you

“USE A PENCIL TIMMY!”

by A random Joseph appears September 30, 2018

Pencil Skirt

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.

Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!

by usis December 25, 2009

Pencilist

A follower of the ideology of pencilism.

The pencil is king and I am a loyal pencilist.

by Melted1776 June 8, 2021