pidgeon

A large bird found mainly in the oxford falls area, possesses large body mass to size ratio causing it to be listed under the flightless birds category. However its lack of flight ability doesn’t prevent it from trying to fly every now and then resulting often in broken limbs.
Able to survive on morphine alone for long periods.

There goes another pidgeon.

by Micky-P March 06, 2006

pidgeon

Similar to a bilbo, a pidgeon was a character during games of AD&D who wasn't given much chance of survival. What seperated a bilbo from a pidgeon was not bad luck but a staggeringly poor performance during combat. Custom dictates that other players must coo repeatedly when a pidgeon is trying to attack someone.

"Don't worry about Tharg The Destroyer, he's a real pidgeon..."

by Mr Ben April 22, 2005

pidgeoning

The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)

"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"

by zingit May 25, 2005

pidgeon kicker

Someone who takes out his frustrations on an unrelated but easy to punish other.

Johann, in typical pidgeon kicker style, screamed at the homeless panhandler because his boss had earlier chewed him out for showing up to work drunk.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Shooting Pidgeons

Term for having nothing to do, and instead amusing yourself with inane distractions.

Jack: "So, what you been up to lately?"

George: "Just shooting pidgeons."

by Grandmaster Jack October 25, 2009

that's not your pidgeon

phrase used to point out to someone that they are out of their jurisdiction or speaking out of place. Used in instances when someone is making comments or decisions that are not related to their expertise, knowledge base, or responsibility.

Burns: "I wish Marge were here to give me a back massage."

Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I would be happy to give you a back massage."

Burns: "Smithers, that's not your pidgeon."

by frannykt October 18, 2006

stool pidgeon

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.

Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."

by Tiki January 10, 2005