Puckworthy

(adv) an older woman hot enough to meet Noah Puckerman's standards.

She is such a milf. With a bod like that, Stacy's mom is definitely Puckworthy.

by sunnyDropitlikeitshot November 22, 2011

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008

a whole dickworth

big

tyler currenti sucks a whole dickworth of dicks

by carol farrol March 5, 2017

dickworthy

A term used by the lonely geeks in my Calculus class. Often used in the context of an attractive young male that they'd enjoy giving a nice buttfuck, hence the term 'dickworthy'. Ironically, most of them think that sex is the integral of e to the x.

"Man, that guy is suck a twink... Definitely dickworthy."

"Sex? Sex? What is that? The integral of e^x? Surely, it must be!"

by Spammity Calamity! January 14, 2008

Pickworthy

An absurdly overhyped project or event enabled by some credit-thieving maestro-who charms the execs, rides everyone else’s genius to launch, then signs his name in neon across your invisible labor.

Pickworthy (adj.):
1 “Her rebrand rollout was pickworthy to the max.” A fireworks finale where the fuse was lit by the unpaid interns, yet she’s the one popping champagne on the keynote slide.
2 “That keynote was straight-up pickworthy.” A TED-level mic drop built on your deck, your data, your sleepless nights—delivered with his signature smirk and zero shout-outs.

by floatingsidewalk November 10, 2025

pickworn

A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.

Willie Nelson's "Trigger" is a perfect example of a guitar that is heavily pickworn.

by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020