Pikachu pickup

An extremely humiliating and stupid idea involving using a Pokémon pickup line to ask out a girl on instagram. This idea will always fail and should never be attempted.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If u were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else:
Good effort on that pikachu pickup but you’re screwed

by Pikachu service announcement April 18, 2019

pickup truck gomer

A tall, hunched over hayssed yokel type, a simpleton who is basically a doofis, who drives a pickup truck, and thinks he is really cool, although in reality is a total dork.

The Pickup Truck Gomer thought everyone believed he was cool, but instead they all laughed at him behind his back and viewed him as an overly tall, doofis, noodle-head, and simpleton in a stupid pickup truck that he never used for any real pickup truck type work.

by Rory O'Doul June 4, 2018

Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.

Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

Stinky pickup fingers

When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.

So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.

Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!

by EazyDude March 8, 2011

Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!

"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".

by dodzdaga May 8, 2014

Pikachu pickup

A dumb pickup line involving mass attention and collective embarrassment and shaming to ask out a girl.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you were a Pokémon I would choose u
Will u go out with me Maddie?
Everyone else: wow that was a lame pikachu pickup bro

by Pikachu service announcement April 18, 2019

pickup car

An automobile where the front section looks like a car, but has a pickup bed at the rear end.

An EL Camino is a pickup car.

by firewall007 May 5, 2005