kellie pickler

A contestant on American Idol 5, who finished in 6th place, who keeps on getting thrashed by haters because of her 'picklerisms' aka "I'm a mink!" or "They feel like tarantulas!" or "What's a ballsy?"

Nonetheless, she has a decent singing voice.

She also has a calamari named after her.
"Do you see that couple right there? That's Con Con and Kellie Pickler. Are they together?"

Jayne loved Kellie when she saw her at the auditions, but hated her ditzy attitude thereafter.
by Admiral Teo June 03, 2006
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Pickled Pickler

Usually the one who picks pickled pickles, and who himself is a pickled person.
Yo check out that pickled pickler picking those pickled pickles.
by Coolxd1000 May 11, 2018
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Penis Pickler

Your mom's vagina is so acidic, its a penis pickler.
Such as the vagina of a hooker is a penis pickler.
Dude did you wash your penis she is so a penis pickler.
by WoahThereBuddy1234 May 25, 2010
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pulling a Pickler

Faking tears in public to further a cause or to sell something to the public.
I was really feeling sorry for that girl until I realized that she wasn't really upset. She was just trying to take advantage of me by pulling a Pickler.
by Eric781 July 31, 2009
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lemon pickler

Someone who cant make a quick decision on something often very simple.They tend to keep mutterring while deciding. And in the end a final decision is rarely made.
Ahhh Gary hurry up and choose a ruddy sandwich.... you can be such a lemon pickler sometimes.
by disabled leming August 12, 2008
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Picklering

Not washing for a month and being a dick about it.
Stick: gross whats that smell?!
Bubba : Thats that fat fuck over there picklering!
by Reddick craigy January 31, 2020
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Shit pickler

When something just ain’t going right, or when someone just is fucked in general
Man look at that crack head, he sure is a shit pickler
by Hashsimons September 13, 2020
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