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Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!
"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
by Otts July 11, 2009
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Pucketdabucket

One very Fat man who is known to be a History Teacher, who also has an attitude of a Damn monkey looks like one too!
Man did you see pucketdabucket today he gave me that annoying ass look as usual like I did something wrong and all I said was I'm sleep
by Thetruejesjadjoh January 31, 2017
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phucktard

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.
He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.
by Varick July 16, 2008
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Phúc Kết

When you're supposed to have a formal meeting and do things the right way, but ain't no one got time for that.
"Hey bossman, are we supposed to have a đúc kết meeting this Saturday?
"Nah, just phúc kết."
by Nội Quy June 15, 2016
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Phuket

A village in Thailand sometimes (as in the movie "Juno") referred to because it is a homonym of the phrase "Fuck it."
The teacher asked me my favorite place overseas, so of course I said 'Phuket.' You should've seen her expression!
by Billy Frank October 6, 2008
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pucket

The most useful object in a bachelor pad. When the bro gets drunk beyond belief, the pucket (puke + bucket) becomes the reservoir of unwanted stomach fluid and keeps the place clean. The pucket is also a medical tool since it can be used to calculate the volume of stomach contents the bro has expelled.
Bro 1: "Damn dude, Big Monkey is about to blow chunks all over your new carpet!" Bro 2: "Chill bro! We've got a pucket."
by BestBrahEver September 5, 2011
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PHSSL phucked

PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.
"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."

"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"
by MaggieQuigs March 28, 2009
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